Channel 5 News is a news forecast sketch on Loiter Squad.
This news cast involves anchorman and woman, Saul Berkman and Tabby Tarnetta, Dick Drizzle on weather, Tyrone on sports, Mervyn on puppies, and Left Brain with man-on-the streets segments and Cameraman Steve.
- Tyler, the Creator as Saul Berkman
- Deena Jacobs as Tabby Tarnetta
- Taco Bennett as Dick Drizzle
- Jasper Dolphin as Tyrone/Cameraman Steve
- Lionel Boyce as Mervyn TuTu
- Left Brain as Reporter Left Brain